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Major Mammory Moments…
liberalamerica.org I stoically made the march down to the midtown medical building to have my annual mammogram. Yesterday was a clear, beautiful fall day. The walk seemed fast…I wanted it to last...
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Assume The Position…
bixbycenter.ucsf.edu Today is my annual gynecology check up. What revelations will confront me today? I’m getting older? Gravity has impacted the positioning of my uterus along with my breasts? When I...
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Color Me Almost Done…
photo:freshamericanstyle.com Color me optimistic. The painters are here….the painters are here! After six long months, painting signals the final stages of this hellish renovation. In two weeks I may...
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Core Of The Matter…
photo:keenetrial.com Another day another Pilates, Yoga, Spinning or Total Body workout compliments of my Class Pass. I have dedicated my workout life to getting to the core of the matter which is the...
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Enter Sandman, Please…
photo:huffingtonpost.com I am so tired at night. I usually turn in between 10 and midnight and quickly fall into a deep sleep. I wake up feeling replenished yet groggy and assume that it is 6am and...
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Batter Up…
deviantart.com It only takes an inning or two and for this Devil to get back in the swing of things. It’s a good thing I take my aggressions out while watching baseball and not on those who aggravate...
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Yankees Put the Men In Menopause…
Yankee Game, June 24th, 2015 This season the Yankees look like they put the ‘men’ in menopause…too much sweating, drying up when it is time for action and radical mood swings. One week they are happy,...
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The Girls Are Alright…
Yesterday Was “B” Day. My annual mammogram. The girls were perky and up and out early as I had my exam at 8:30am midtown. The long and winding road to the medical office is always stressful,...
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Back In The Saddle…
photo: mudwerks.tumbr.com I took a spin class at Flywheel yesterday. Out of sight, out of mind, out of shape. I haven’t been spinning in a few months. I was in Los Angeles and the last class I...
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Support The Girls NOW…
Breasts are ogled all the time. They are admired, talked about, photographed, considered erotic and a constant in male fantasies. Breasts are an incomparable source of nourishment. So why does our...
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Enter Sandman…
I woke up refreshed today. I slept like a baby and had the best sleep I have experienced in at least one year. No alcohol or drugs were consumed to attain a euphoria night’s rest. All natural, just...
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Stroke of Midnight…
At the stroke of midnight I turned into a rotten pumpkin. My life was literally spinning out of control. I woke up with Vertigo which spun into extreme nausea. Balance somewhat restore, I headed over...
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Curve Ball…
photo:mtnuniversal.com This has been a trying week. It is hard to believe that I vacationed in the ER and told my story to no less than 10 doctors. I didn’t realize I could bore myself to such an...
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Do Not Resuscitate…
photo:insurify.com I am gobsmacked. Urgent Care, one day in the hospital and two doctor office visits equal three months on an island in Mexico. What is going on with healthcare? Charges are out of...
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Walking Towards The Light…
Friday, I went toward the light. Literally. Walking the very long hospital corridor, with blinding sunlight impairing the view, walls painted dead white, occupied by not one single human being, a...
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Mashed Potatoes…
photo:haruth.com Ready to take the walk. October denotes Breast Cancer Awareness month. I am preparing for my 8:30am appointment…ready to make mashed potatoes out of my mammory glands. No perfume or...
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Higher Than A Kite…
I have been high for one year. I wish it was from weed, but it was a natural high from skyrocketing blood pressure. Since my one day $10,000 staycation in a New York City hospital due to doctors...
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Doctor My Eyes…
I just had my annual eye exam. I suffer tremendously from white coat syndrome. I was apprehensive all week leading up to my exam. When the doctor asked me how I was, I blurted out, “I hope I am not...
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Ifs, Ands & Butts…
Another day, another doctor’s appointment. Yesterday, it was a powwow about my colon. I met this lovely guy which brought to mind my morality code. I have never put out on the first date or...
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Fast Track…
Clean Colon. Yay… But the pre and post colonoscopy adventure is heinous. Monday, I fasted all day. It was my Kolon Nidri. (Kol Nidre Prayer recited in the synagogue at the beginning of the evening...
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